WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS, MIKA.

So =LavendarWolfWillow and I were having a crack RP on Skype, and this is what happened.

She was trying to get me to ride a bike, but I didn't want to, so she glued my butt to the seat. So I just took off my pants and got off.So she glued my nose to the pants, then I cut around the fabric that was on my nose, and she ripped it off, and this happened. Wheee.
And in case you can't read my horrid handwriting, it says:

*sobs grossly*
Ew, you're.. Snotting.

My beautiful nose skin!

Pssh. Mainstream.

Now it looks like my nose is bleeding, dammit!

Kthxbai.